Monday, January 26, 2009

OK this is really pretty funny

Oh how I LOLed and ROFLed when I first saw it.

And perhaps I missed the initial Glass & a Half Productions logo at the beginning (not sure if this was just on YouTube version) but when the logo came up at the end, I groaned.

And perhaps I'm JUST cynical, but I was pissed off when I found out this was Cadbury's. It's visually arresting and the tune is amazing. But when I found out it was the next in the gorilla/airport trucks trilogy, I couldn't help be a little disappointed.

It feels like a bribe.

You're saying 'here, look at this funny clip'. Oh look and here's our logo for a product which has fuck all to do with either comedy or electro. CLANG!

Even if you ignore the whole 'Is it going to make people buy Cadbury's chocolate?' question (which, by the way, is supposed to be the point of advertising, unless you're trying to tell me that the biggest name in chocoloate in the country needs awareness of its brand raised. What's the news here?), at least Mother had the decency/manners/good sense to keep their Eurostar logo super tiny in all the Somers Town posters.

This is entertainment. It's a clip. Does it sell? No. It puts me right off my Cadbury's, I tell thee.

And don't get me started on T-Mobile's Liverpool Street. Or do; I'd enjoy the conversation.

Next time you watch it, listen again right at the end for the muted reaction a spectacle as big as that got. Ungrateful bloody commuters.

Friday, January 23, 2009

It's imperative we keep asking questions. And what's the most important question in the world?


I said 'what's the most important question in the world?'


Never mind.

All my hard email writing work has paid off - I've won an email award for best email

What an email could look like, if it was a picture

I think.

I haven't really read all the details of the email telling me about my email award that closely. But here's the email:

Hello ,

This is to notify you of your bank draft of $800,000.00 United States
Dollars award to you by world bank in colaboration with DANGOTE GROUP OF
COMPANY, as your email contact was selected from a computer random e-mail
search of the best email user of the year award.I Mrs Tonia Fred, a
worker in the World Bank file the delivery project with (FedEx Courier Service West
Africa,Nigeria) and deposit it with FedEx Courier Service Nigeria for safe

Contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible with the parcel
registration number(fdx0147) immediately to know when They will deliver
your package to you to avoid expiration of your bank draft as i had
travel for a course.

For your information I have paid for the delivery Charge,Insurance
premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is
not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attacking your
Country.The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to
deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country
is($100.00USD)Dollars only,being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier
Company so far.

I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of deumurage.You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow;Contact Person:
Mr Victor Mark

Telephone: +2...

Finally, make sure that you confirm your Postal address and Direct
telephone number to them to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package over there and know when it will get to your address.Let me
repeat again,try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to
avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping
fee of $100.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also
let me know via email as soon as you receive your bank Draft.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs Tonia Fred


Thursday, January 22, 2009

Terry Christian's mum The Re-Up

Remember a few days ago when I revealed that Jimmy Saville was Terry Christian's mum? Ridiculous. Right?

Wrong. I mean... right.

Here is Terry Christian's REAL mum:

And if you don't believe me, think of the cat's name.


Thanks to my wife Thea for pointing this one out.

Welcome to a parallel place

Where websites are incredible.

Nice use of social media, too. Is its use in marketing coming of age? I guess what I mean to say is that finally I am seeing 'some nice stuff using facebook'.

And did you watch the CNN live feed of the inauguration? The Book of Face loaded automatically on the right hand side, so you'd update that you were watching history - and could see friends doing the same. The Internet equivalent of advertising during the Superbowl. Sorry, it's much bigger than that.

Nice, nice, nice!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Terry Christian's mum

Yesterday, I identified Terry Christian's dad. And I promised today I'd reveal the Manc mouth's mum. Well here she is:


I know what you're thinking - 'what a load of bollocks!'

No but think about it. Look at the mouth, the manner, the body language.

I know. It's hard to imagine the Godfather of Hip Hop is Terry Christian's mum. But it's true.


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Posh people

This man is doing a lot for posh people's reputation.

These men aren't.

Terry Christian's dad


Tomorrow: Terry Christian's mum.