Friday, April 18, 2008

New lines on the Underground lines: What the driver said this morning

I've heard the odd witicism from tube drivers before but nothing like what I caught this morning. And two on one day!

And it was odd because I was wearing earplugs (I slept with them in and just never bothered taking them out.)

But I definitely heard the following:

1. Picadilly line driver: 'Opposing forces simply don't work. Please let passengers off the train first.'

2. Northern line driver: 'Please let passengers off the train first, please. It is traditional.'

The first got the bigger laugh. I prefer the second.

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